Between the emo metrosexuals and the juiced up guidos I feel like there has been a rather lack of new role models for our/my generation. So for myself I have been keeping a steady eye out towards the world ready to steal any ability that I wanted in myself. The people that would be scrupled under my careful eagle eyes are Clint Eastwood, Great Teacher Onizuka, and Jack Bauer.
Here are some things I want to be a part of me until the day I am laid to rest.
Never admit to physical pain,
in front of females/or family in which there are people older than you present.
This article is exempt when any of these conditions are met:
- A limb has been severed or destroyed.
- Your body has been pierced by an object which has left the wound with the size greater than an inch in diameter.
- You have been burned with metal/steam/water with a resulting surface area greater than eight inches.
- You have a terminal illness and are in the last stages.
- Whatever damage that has been done has caused over a pint of blood to be lost.
Never physically hit chicks with my body or with anything held,
so projectiles, and things that launch objects in a non-lethal force are okay.
This article is exempt when any of these conditions are met:
- A life is in danger.
- Your future lineage is _imminent_ danger.
Full force is strongly authorized and highly recommended.
- She's evil. (Evil has no gender)
- She's transforming into a monster.
I feel that these yield long time rewards when followed to the T.
Lately I have started to grow out my hair to an unparalleled length, when comparing to myself. And responses have been mostly positive.
Me: Hey, Grandma! Like my hair?!
Grandma: 看起來像一個小姐. (You look like a girl.)
My response. Awesome. I can be a manly man yet with delicate features. The Asian androgyny is only okay if it's pretty clear you're a man/woman.
Me: Hey Mom! Like my hair?!
Mom: I don't like how it covers your face, makes you look dirty.
I think I asked my mom three different times throughout the night. Every time she said something different, that was negative.
Me: Hey man, haven't seen you in a long time.
Random Friend: Yeah, your hair is really long now... Lookin' like Bruce Lee.
Me: Cool, huh?!
Random Friend: Yeah, makes your big fu*boop*ing head look a lot smaller.
Finally someone has seen through my plan.
Maybe in the summer I'll cut it, then let it grow into the winter. A poor man's clothes.
